TYPES OF FRESHERS YOU MEET ON CAMPUS

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1. THE JJCs
Every little thing amazes them (the buildings, crowd, car etc). You begin to wonder if it is their first time of leaving their home.
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2. THE AJEBOs
They flaunt their wealth on campus and remind you who their father is at every slight opportunity. They display their phones, take people out for a treat regularly to impress. Majority of the people in this category got the money via extortion from their parents.
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3. THE GURUS
First to ask and answer questions in the class, suggests taking their mates tutorials and depends on the past glory from their secondary school. If you fall in this category, just pray you don’t meet some silent and low key gurus in your class that will outshine you if you don’t work hard.
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4. THE WOMANIZERS
The only thing they think of is how to get the opposite sex. The guys desperately want to date every girl on campus, maybe because of the freedom and access they enjoy.
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5. THE SOCIALITES
They want to be everywhere, associate with everybody on campus. You find them in all parties, fellowships, community days and they even forget their main motive of coming to the university.
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6. THE POLITICIANS
Few weeks after registration, they start vying for posts. They contest for the class/course rep as if they are the Buhari of the campus.
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7. THE HISTORIANS
Some will always tell you about their family, previous school etc. The most annoying ones are those that always refer to their age and the number of times they sat for UTME. Like who cares?!!!
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8. THE OVERSABIs
They claim to know everything going on in the school already as if they have spent 7 years in the school. They try to put people through the registration, they know the names of all the lecturers but you later discover they themselves are naive.
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9. THE PREACHERS
After resumption, theirs is to win as many souls as possible. The funny thing is that some of them are hypocrites.
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10. THE EXPERIENCED FRESHERS
These ones gained admission through Pre-Degree. They don't usually attend GST classes cos they feel they know how things roll on campus. They would be like "abegi no time, we go read am for house...na we get am"